I just peed in my kitchenbs sinlk. New low- maybe. am i embarrassed? Not in the least
i dont know what it is, i just found it in my pants.
id tell you what to do, but my morals dont exactly scream, "Listen to this guy!"
They should really pass out barf bags in church
you threw up in the oven last night. i found that out after i preheated it to cook a pizza.
obviously he has no clue about college dating. it goes drunken sex then the 1st date
This is absurd. I need a man. Or even a moderately-clean hobo will do at this point.
I think we should bring back the casual nipple tassel
That's all? I'm a pro at gay chicken. I'll touch his dick, I have no problem with that.
I think I just snorted head and shoulders by mistake.
Cause a man that looks THAT good must have an ass that tastes like lucky charms
Chicks, chicks everywhere, and not a drop to drink. Dude, when did real life lesbians get HOT?
First date was awkward. I think I just saw someone die.
Burnt food and a broken vibrator. Disappointment after disappointment. Is April a man?
You kept calling yourself a spider monkey... Then ran to the bathroom to "prepare for the main event"
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