You're completely useless in the revolution.
Once again you get dinner and all I get is semen on my leg
i learned of a new sex move called the pterodactyl. 3 guys stand in a row. 1 girl blows the one in the middle while jerking off the other two. kids these days!
Yaeh! Back in our day we had to wait our turn for some party whore to blow us!
well there you go. the average partycunt evolved into megapartycunt just like scientists predicted.
Why the fuck was there a shirtless Mexican in my apartment this morning?
She was so loose she sounded like a jar of salsa. I didn't know that was even possible.
My drunk body wants to fuck you so bad, but my high mind is telling me it's too much work. I think I'm just gonna stay home and eat some Mac and cheese. Sorry.
I don't think I'm emotionally ready for this blow job.
It's ok for me to have his baby but I can't be his friend on fb. Wth is wrong with this
IF IT WALKS LIKE A MANWHORE AND QUACKS LIKE A MANWHORE, HE PROBABLY HAS VD.
Brett got me a cake with a pic of me shitting
Are you good with a knife? I need someone to perform amateur surgery.
She used my 100 Ways To Cope With Stress handout to wipe puke off her face
I'm so excited you texted me but I'm way to high to process it
There’s a special place in hell for tall guys with small dicks
Just slather his penis with BBQ sauce
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