She just got back from rehab. You dont celebrate that with margaritas.
i get tired of guys telling me there married or they have a girlfriend. they act like it concerns or matters to me
It was one time. Now I have to constantly remind her my name is Jessica not Jizzica.
The lack of respect you have for your penis baffles me. I'd rather rub my ball sack on public toilet seats than stick my dick in some of those girls.
A simple 'no' would have sufficed
making an appointment with student health services to check out my pinkeye on 4/20. they are going to thing this is such a joke
They're here. One showed up as a slutty Crayola, and I think the other came as The Fat Friend.
Judging by my dry clothes and wet sheets, I think I might have gotten out of bed, pissed ON it, covered it up, and passed out on top of it
He told me that "my little fuckpig" was a term of endearment in Britain. I think I'm in love.
Let me just say....i'm sorry about setting your carpet on fire. I had no idea that the paper towel would burn that quickly.
Still had my bottle opener ring on. Started to give him a hand job. LOL
We got jeff a deep fryer for his bday. So far the count is two potatoes and your iPod.
And some old guy told me Jesus loves me and I laughed super hard and told him sinning is fun. Hahaha
you should have seen it. it was just a bunch of guys in togas chanting the username and password to a brazzers account we all share. best thing that has happened to our group
Did I try to sell your body for chicken tenders last night?
I had sex with a boy who lives in a closet, that's like having sex with Harry Potter, right?
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