North Korea, Best Korea!
I really love her but I don't think I can go the rest of my life without anal.
we sang "a whole new world" together. either he's my gay best friend or the love of my life.
Random fact of the day: cum is a really good eye makeup remover
Just because you were able to pour the entire bottle of wine into 2 glasses does not mean you took it easy last night.
I rarely go in there. Unless it's for mini cadbury eggs and whiskey.
Single person behavior: I wanted a cookie but was too lazy to make or go buy any, so I let cookie dough ice cream melt and ate all the chunks. Pantsless.
He fell asleep and I'm awkwardly laying here because all I have to wear is my tutu. I'm pretty sure his roommate is going to be back soon so this should be fun. This is my life now. PS. the background of his phone is a picture of his hedgehog.
He ate me out. IN THE MORNING. I love less attractive men.
trapped on the roof of the strip club. help
Atlanta road trip update. Jimmy fell into the petting tank at the aquarium. And freaked out. With cops now... Keep you posted
You are under a naked attack watch for the whole weekend. Shelter in place.
As much of a hooker as I am you don't slam where you drink
There's a 50-50 shot that I will wake up with an ass tattoo tomorrow.
Don’t be alarmed my pee bowl is in your shower
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