Could you please tell me why If you were a 21 year old man why you would want to sleep with a girl who has tinkerbell bedding?
I put my bosses number in my phone as "Do not call," I shouldve known my drunk curiosity would overcome any desire I had to keep my job.
again?
Hulk Hogan has now convinced 2 women to marry him & I have yet to have a successful or healthy relationship. I am officially depressed.
Just made out with the bride... She was still in her dress & I was still in my bridesmaid dress, how's that for an album picture?!?
Tempting. But I already used the alcohol poisoning excuse at work this month. No way he would believe it a second time...
I cant believe she fell for the mistletoe belt AGAIN.
it was either a really good one night stand or a really really good first date. thank you online dating
You know its been a rough night when for a large portion of the evening you have accepted your death
you realize you insisted on them having a dance off to korean music to determine who takes you home?
Plus now I feel weird sleeping with you. It's like shooting a three legged deer. It's already at a disadvantage and couldn't get what it's full potential deserves.
I'm going to miss recovering from hangovers on the beach. Rolling around in my dorm bed and watching Friends reruns is just gonna feel like slumming it.
I THINK it was the lead singer. Whoever he was, I have his number and his dick was pierced.
It was totally the lead singer.
I successfully navigated a full, lengthy interaction with my dad in which he never asked me if I was freshly baked. 10 points.
You kept licking my face. You said you were making sure I was real.
The only thing that makes a night with half a bottle of cheap vodka is the other half of that bottle of cheap vodka.
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