It doesn't have to be a walk of shame...just pretend he took you to breakfast.
No one shows this much boob at breakfast
Don't you think facebook is a bit pretentious, suggesting friends and all? No facebook, I would NOT like to be friends with a girl whose fiancee I have slept with.
my host sister just stared at me as i knocked over the lamp, then took out all my chocolate, walked into the bathroom, and locked the door. i'm officially the worst exchange student ever.
You're my spirit guide. This has to do with oatmeal cream pies.
I like to think of you as more a magic eight ball of my life's journey?
Here's the thing, you got road head in two different cars tonight. You feel lucky yet?
And then you told me I had large hands and looked like a girl who would have an illegitimate child that I never talked about
Why does my jaw hurt?
I may have punched you.
My phone keeps autocorrecting to the "st. Natty's Day Parade" and I'm completely okay with that
im just laying in bed, eating, getting fat, enjoying eating and getting fat, thinking about how i will probably have to get a fat boyfriend.
I'm sorry if you weren't drunk enough to be peer pressured into the naked dancing/group make out that transpired last night
I've made a new rule for socializing in the winter: if it doesn't involve me orgasming or getting drunk I can't make it
Being forward is somethimes a problems. Like in sexual deity Kong.
I think you’re losing coherence.
I am
I missed you last night. I'm sure he will never forget the night i sang my heart will go on into his penis like a microphone
you walked into the party, and all you had on was your left sock... literally.
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