My ass is singing 4 different tunes right about now... Taco Bell was a bad idea!
Last night this chick queefed when I was going down on her. Thinking if you! xo
why would she cut her hair? she needs all the distractions possible from those texas-sized gums and horse teeth.
I thought his dick was headless. then I pulled back the foreskin.
He said he wanted to see my room, not my womb. It's a common mistake.
idk but i have you stored in my phone as 'guy with beard doing body shots'
I just beer bonged. Soco and spite please get on my levvl my hair is in buns
There is soup leaking out of my nose nothing in life has prepared me for this moment
I'be color coordinated the clothes in my closet and my underwear drawer. I'm like an advertisement for house arrest. Help.
I may or may not have puked in the ladies room. Now I get to convince my client to go to substance abuse treatment. Oh, the irony.
How are you feeling?
I mean, shattered dignity aside, not bad.
i got to his house for our first date at the same time as his dealer, so what I'm saying is I'm in love
I was really proud of me too last night! Found a discarded hamburger that I have no memory of at the foot of the bed. Instead of a Dude. I'm really growing as a person
Glitter fights sound a lot funner in theory.
Is it okay that we fucked on my car hood, in his driveway, at 4 am with cars passing by ?
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