all i remember thinking as i was puking my intestines out is : wow.. this toilet does look like it's from the future.
so my class lasted 15 minutes this morning because this kid puked all over himself..only at radford
Great News, you CAN smoke bowls with a magnifying glass
From the guy that lifted you into a fan I'm sorry
I feel like a blind man at a water park. Every step has the potential to be either fatal or lead to accidental, but totally enjoyable, sex.
The party got busted because you two got caught having sex on the neighbors trampoline, come on man.
Being able to fart in her presence and not be judged is why I pay half the rent.
im watching blue is the warmest color at the music box and this dude is literally masturbating 3 feet in front of me
Can we just get drunk and watch the Birdcage please I have no tolerance for straight men today
Basically all I do anymore is get stoned with my cats, and then we share goldfish.
He will forever be known as the toe sucker who may or may not have been a father
Oh shit that's not good dude. I'd head straight for Williamsport hospital the first ingredient in that shit is lithium batteries. You don't want to know what the second one is
So will your sis find it a compliment if I tell her I lost out on some awesome dick to go to her bday dinner???
Saw your dad at the bar last night... And again this morning when he left. Told you not to mess with me bitch.
That means I have to put pants on. That is not something I am willing to do right now.
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