A joint and a Nerds Rope = breakfast of champions for the unemployed
i keep myself tagged when other girls look bad/ugly so i look better
Did you get my bra back of the bartender?
I seriously think we need to revision your idea of 'keeping a low profile'
I made him ride the giant pony statue in my friends little sisters room before i let him get in the bed.
When we asked you how you got there you replied in all seriousness, "rode my legs"
I said you have to fuck the german guy and take one for the team...it's a once in a lifetime opportunity you know.
Also he wants to know a casual, consise way to ask a girl in a bar if he could eat her out. Think on that.
Because I can't get laid, I'm day-drinking and hunting squirrels in the backyard. You can take the girl out of Montana...
show concern. Mark ate a butterfly and proceeded to drink more shots like nothing happened
Its official, if she bites your dick through your jeans, ya'll go together. A lesson you shouldn't have to learn after the fact.
She brought over her portable harddrive and we dueled with porn. This relationship is too beautiful to last.
When I said I wanted you to make noise during sex, I didn't mean mocking ones.
for the record im never blowing a guy on the toilet again, that was sad and degrading
Van sex tonight? No need to tell me how classy that sounded.
we should paint friendship bongs
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