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• (847): View more from Illinois

  You would DIE at the bar we're at right now. All indian/asian med students, I swear

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  Asian doctor ratio. So hot. I would've gone into heat

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• (801): View more from Utah

  how do you clear previous safari searches on an iPhone? i asked my brother to google something for me and "big penis" "empire chinese food" and "reverse cowgirl" popped up.

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• (334): View more from Alabama

  The bartender let me pay my bar tab with my itunes giftcards.

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• (803): View more from South Carolina

  just saw an anti-abortion rally outside of the courthouse...so naturally i tossed them out a coat hanger i found in my car

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• (205): View more from Alabama

  i thought they made a 7-hour walmart run, but they were actually in jail.

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• (570): View more from Pennsylvania

  she keeps giving me cups of everbeer.. its everclear and beer mixed. i guess its blackout or backout time

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• (815): View more from Illinois

  It would be one hovered percent delicioui

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• (867): View more from Yukon/N.W.Territory

  Cavemen vs astronauts. weapons to be determined. Who would win?

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• (559): View more from California

  Remember the 3 things that are off limits? They're fair game if you get here in the next 5 minutes

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• (515): View more from Iowa

  We told you to go get more fire wood and you came running back with a log that was on fire, not drunk at all.

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• (317): View more from Indiana

  I'm giving you an age limit on the people you're allowed to hit on at steak n shake at 3 am. I can't see straight and I want a cheeseburger. You want dick. I'm sure we can't order at least one of those. But maybe.

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• (606): View more from Kentucky

  And then she said "wanna make a vine of me twerking on the wall?"

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• (617): View more from Massachusetts

  you wouldn't let anybody come in after ten. everybody was standing outside and you just yelled "BEING PUNCTUAL IS IMPORTANT" and slammed the door. i dont think you should be allowed to have parties anymore

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  it concerns me that i was already that drunk at 10

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• (216): View more from Ohio

  I now have a "weirdest thing a guy ever did in bed" story. Cut my fingernails.

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  Yeah I'm gonna need you to stop it right there.I know this is supposed to be a safe space but Imma have to exit.

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• (646): View more from New York

  So, I almost went hone with a French guy and a drag queen. Together. Then I became sober enough to realize, that's not my style.

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