? is bags or t-bags slang for scrotum?
jesus mom
I don't make mistakes...just understandable bad choices.
if they reproduce, their children will be the worst quarters players ever
I've started making all these amazing things...like bananas rolled in doritos..bandritos.
and on the second day it was tequilla tuesday. and the lord saw it was good.
Dude you don't even know. I spilled the tequila and it took 4 people to stop me from drinking it off the table.
Wanna hang out, and by hang out I mean go get plan B... and maybe lunch, but mostly plan b
Now I don't feel so bad about telling everyone that he's 23 and needs Viagra. It's her problem now
Smoked a blunt with a girl i met at the bus stop today. What you did today is irrelevant
Sorry for all the texts. I got wasted and woke up at the foot of a staircase. From what I can gather, I fell down it.
Got too starbucks. 3out of the 4 girls working i have ducked and haven't ever called. My coffee has dick written on it. It may contain spit by pumpkin lattes are only once a year
Wow just discovered I can communicate my favorite sex positions using only emojis god bless this age of technology
He was like 120 lbs and 20 of that was penis
Finally fucked my buddy's mom!! We are both ten years older and for her it really shows but i hit it!!
she was all excited about us being eskimo sisters and then i was just like "alyssa i've literally been inside of you" and she got even more excited
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