So you honestly dont remember putting honey in your bong? You kept talking about how you wanted to become a bee and fly
how the fuck did you end up in georgia? you were here at my party dry humping some chick 2 hours ago
so you mean to tell me that there is no way you can get me?
On a scale of one to trashy, how is this: Got drunk, gave a guy a hand job. In the middle of the bar
I think you broke the trashy scale
No, you dont understand, he literately fucked me into a new hairstyle, quite nice too.
When you get home we need to compare our schedules and set up masturbation slots. I'm scares of you walking in on me. Again.
Drunk me was responsible for doing it, but sober me was definitely cheering him on
i think maybe i'll just not watch it. i'd rather not think of you as a magical transforming set of dick holes.
I don't believe u have enough text space to describe the dimensions of his penis.
Responsible roommate: 1. Someone who takes a huge shit at work so as not to clog the toilet at home.
Moral of the story is go have sex with a foreigner and report back to me.
In the pictures there's a flower in my hair and also a lobster, I need those things explained
There is this threesome scene that is literally 10 minutes of straight fucking
Omg so it's educational?
Acid king. Jackson puked a lot. Promoter booth. Angry security. No acid. Probably a good thing.
Your Vodka Saturday privileges have been reduced to Beer until you go a full month without losing an article of clothing.
There’s a stripper dressed like a slutty pilgrim. Is that a thing?
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