mmm whisky
reminds me of losing my job
Its like we are women, and boise state is a gangster rap song. This game is degrading
I literally stabbed myself so I had a valid reason to get out of having sex with her
I told him I wanted to have sex to "halleluiah", he suggested the poke-rap.
The door to door salesmen do not expect you to be drunk at 3 in the afternoon
But then he started to talk about his wedding he wants and I quote " and yes parts will be choreographed"
I need to find my pants, a way out of here, and a cheeseburger.
Not sure. No solid plans. Just tanning nude.
This is why i like single justin better. my only regret is not being present for more of his short life. may he rest in peace
Like I would feel weird too if you just cancelled our wedding, cut off all your hair and started twerking everywhere
The stripper told Tom to sort his life out
I mean you can one up her. Instead of ruining friendships you can ruin marriages.
I didn't want to leave, I wanted to move into his ass
Like how do you live your life and have never made a grilled cheese? The audacity of some people
I’m good. I learned that a guy ate the mushrooms that were growing out of his toilet, so there’s that.
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