There's a "art of the blow job" class in the city. We should go
Baby, I'm all set with that. That would be like trying to teach bruce lee how to kick someone in the head
the last 2 times weve had drunk sex ive had to get the morning after pill.. he's turning into a real expensive fuck buddy.
he is literally lying on the floor eating cookies. doing nothing. and as i was hitting him he needed to protect the cookies more than himself.
My mom and I were trying to explain to my sister what an uncircumcised penis looks like. We had some minor disagreements.
Hung over. Bed full of legos for some reason. Not getting up. Come build stuff with me.
When a chinchilla decides to sit on your face while you're getting head from its owner, you bond.
Who's nuvaring is under my pillow?
All I remember is this kid kept saying that he has a dream that white kids and black kids can take shots together as one, and just we'd keep drinking to that.
At least I'm doing lines with a notecard. That counts for something right
It's raining beautiful colors and I don't know what the fuck is going on
I no longer believe that the road to self esteem is through his penis.
Just because you have put things in my vagina does not mean you know me
we went to go get waffles and then i sucked his dick in a parking lot. average tuesday.
Why r u in my phone under "the last survivor"?
Thrres cinnamon everywgte. Plead cine get me
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