He just left - my room smells like that cheese they put on nachos and cigarettes and beef
Yo quero taco bell
thank god dogs can't talk. they see way to much.
If its allowed to Tornado at 830am then Im allowed to have a beer and a cigarette at 830am
I can't believe all the places I got into shoeless last night. Apparently no one will say no to a girl covered in paint with a ripped shirt
I always have trouble explaining my life decisions to people over the age of 30.
If I sleep with another Spanish guy it is officially renamed my senor year.
what is the protocol for being hungover enough to vomit in a potted plant during my botany lecture?
Oh, and i love you too. Im just a selfish dick who had to talk about myself first
We'll just charge in there, all pant less and fabulous demanding he give back her ferret.
I assume some self respect is too lofty of a gift idea
Easy Mac and you are the sexiest things in my life
I appreciate your acceptance of my lack of morals
It's okay. I think we're back on. I just went on a dog walk with him n blew him on a sidewalk
The shrooms were awesome. Everyone's bones in their face looked so beautiful! Everyone had great face structures.
I took out a life ins. policy Thursday. It's okay I can die in Nashville now.
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