she offered me iced tea and went to go change.then her dad came in the door.i thought i was on how to catch a predator.
We're watching an ocean show on Discovery Channel and drinking every time they say "dolphins." PS. Seals kill birds. Tell all your friends.
I un-blacked out around 7am watching J.lo videos on youtube
Same, I didn't even get to be tarzan this summer
I wish I could get plan B off e-bay so it would be a secret and cheap.
He just stood there...Helen Keller and I could have had a more interesting conversation
its like whenever the snow comes all the hott girls drop out of school. where are they
Well, according to foursquare I checked in "@under the bushes" at 3:27am. This could explain some things.
Happiness for him is a different happiness than you can supply cuz you have life standards, morals and goals that dont include the bar or beer everynight.
Your texting shows a blood alcohol level of .12
Way too stoned bro. Was laying down on my back and thought for a good 30 mins what it would be like to be a turtle stuck on its shell
I overcharge people for their weed so you can have yours for free, because I care
Last night I made the hotel shuttle driver take me to Walgreens for birth control, and Pringles.
They were both high priority
Like, I don't need to know your life dude. I just need you to suck my tits.
She was wearing a grass skirt and a watermelon bra. WATERMELONS.
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