I probably wouldn't hook up with him if I had to deal with more than his penis. i think cumulatively we are up to a minute of actual conversation this week.
Would you like me to write a persuasive essay on how you should let me suck your dick?
all i remeber is falling off a fence and banging him in the middle of the street, not sure which one gave me this cut
So you have no knowledge as to why I am hearing loud repetitive mooing from next door?
Hey on the reals though tomorrow if i take you out to lunch as just a friend will you also suck my cock as just a friend?
We had sex in the tent after his 6th beer and while we were at it we had conversations with the people outside the tent.
She is crazy, dude. She actually bit me on the gootch.
I had a dream that I got you so wet that you flooded my apartment
The first thing I did when I got to the apartment was masturbate on the couch
Fuck. What bets did I make about "yeah when the Cubs win the World Series" that I gotta reneg on????
ABOUT TO MAKE THE BIGGEST MISTAKE OF MY LIFE, SEND HELP
Have fun and good luck.
you woke me up at 1am last night high on cough syrup to tell me jay z was an idiot for cheating on beyonce
He stopped in the middle of us fucking so he could turn on lithuanian techno music. And the sad thing is that it was the best sex of my life.
Like if I exploded right now there would be cum and fajitas everywhere.
i passed out in front of ihop...for the second night in a row. i think i need to reevaluate my life choices
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