I do no wrong. I am always right. Right? I forget why I am sending this. It seemed relevant.
I'm taking child development now so if you get pregnant i can raise your child no worries
Just saw Youth in Revolt. There are only so many times Michael Cera can lose his virginity.
I told him i wanted to be exclusively cheating with him
I am particularly sorry about getting dome in your backseat. And for thinking you wouldn't notice.
Only you could be admitted to the ER and walk out with a nurse's phone number. I wish I was gay
omg he fucking fingered me this morning. and i was just like this is the most awkward alarm clock ive ever had
I no longer see him as a simple set of male genitalia attached to a very sexy body. The title "trophy fuck" seems wrong. Damn.
I have a strict rule of what enters my vajay. It's either sparkly, or human. Anything else and I draw the line. Standards.
I can't ever date him again. Whenever I see his face I just remember helplessly pissing myself in my car.
We just weren't working out together, on a completely unrelated note some guy that i talked to on his grinder account said i could crash at his place
I envy your ninja level of don't give a fuck
You're an independent woman who is defined by her own actions and not by whether or not you have a man. You also have great tits.
Damn Instagram explore page. I am six months in to some girl I don't even know.
We celebrated Cinco the right way. We took shots of 1800 then he fucked me while Selena was on TV in the background
we were clicking our heels together saying theres no place like home, while the cops were tellin us to call our parents and tell them what happened.
Randomize
