So she puts out... but it wasn't worth it
I think im in love with that girl with the googlie eyes last night. She was looking in my eyes and at my dick at the same time. we are going out again tonight.
this is a mass text: i just made a grilled cheese with an iron and pasta with the coffeemaker in the hotel room. bow before your new god.
his penis was crooked so i rode him at an angle. he seemed used to this.
I miss college girls! You know how depressing it is to fuck 30 year olds? That's what failure feels like
I got really high and googled the history of Amish people for like an hour.
How high are you?
I feel like breakfast can just fly into my mouth
Told some guy to hold your weave while you "tried" to kick his girlfriends ass...
Dad just asked me to breathalyze grandma
And then you refused to pee in anything but a sink
Nothing tops off the night like giving emotional and spiritual guidance to a 70 year old transvestite.
Just cried because I'm out of oreos. This post-molly depression can go fuck itself.
lesson learned. Never drop acid before a trip to the aquarium. Sounds awesome, is actually terrifying.
I gave him a bj as a thank you for helping. I think that's good.
My adderall dealer raised his prices due to "impending inflation" ... never buying from a college grad again
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