Yeah but my nose is so stuffed if I tried to give him head I'd suffocate
Sweetheart, you've always been a horrid bitch...
Yeh xou jao i ama wa7tdud !!
Oh my god. its not even twelve thirty and you are useless.
She was so bad on top that i found myself watching a TV that wasn't even turned on
she said it was ok for her to take her top off in the hot tub but she didn't take off her bottoms because that would be slutty
So he said if we had sex he'd take me to Build A Bear. My virginity is so worth a trip to build a bear.
You're 20.
IT'S BUILD A BEAR!
Let's just be mature adults about last night and never speak of it again.
Defiantly just threw away our yearly bottle collection in front of the campus tour. The school should pay me for recruitment
I just told you I can't. My fingers are melting. I have discovered the high.
When did our fuck buddy relationship, turn into me babysitting his dog?
He was supposed to visit me tonight but he decided to stop in Tacoma so now I'm sitting on my bed naked eating oranges and candy corn while I watch Parks and Rec.
Now I have to hook up with him tomorrow DURING THE DAY.
I just found a contact in my phone named "Sam 'it Won't Fit' Wilson". No clue when or where it came from....
Before he left he told me if his girlfriend ever finds out, she'll take us both to an alley and kill us.
apparently when she asked me how drunk I was on a scale of 1-10, I answered "bitch I'm fabulous" and tried to do a sassy hairflip. but I have short hair.
Sex was followed by homemade breadsticks. I waited till after the breadsticks were gone to tell her i had a gf.
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