At least we don't have one night stands
True that. We sink our claws in our men.
that was a gay-test. you passed.
with flying rainbow colors i hope!
Dude. My sister is off limits. Touch her again and I'll rip off your dick and force feed it to you.
I accept this challenge.
Just accidentally pinched my dick between two 50 pound dumbbells while doing shoulder shrugs. God hates me.
Before I dignify that with an answer, let me get this straight. You're asking me if I wiped my ass on the towels?
i figure now that we're number one party school im obligated to black out at least 4 days a week. andddd go.
The moment you realize you should grow up: you're snorting your fathers percocet script with your old health insurance card, while your parents are on a 10 day cruise in the carribean...
Getting "I couldn't find the front door so I climbed in through window" drunk seems to be a habit of yours
I mean of all the things to be cockblocked by, Taco Bell is pretty high on the list
Then you're three pancakes deep in regret.
Do not try to steal a picnic table from a park, all you will end up with are sore arms and broken dreams.
Almost lost a vagina lip in the great shave of '16
I found a hair colour I want in a porn.
6 hours ago I jacked off a a guy for $100. I explained it away as "compensation" for gas and tolls. WHAT am I doing with my life? Quickest and easiest $100 I ever made though, haha
I will bring Jesus to court if he punishes me for that
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