I think that we as people have rights and that we should at the very least be warned before being subjected to Fergie
so i replaced his speed with my ped egg shaveings
dont u have athletes foot?
I'm in a subway station watching a tranny do her makeup. This is like watching a unicorn giving birth.
Buying $100 worth of beef jerkey sounded like a terrific idea last night.
based on the size of her vibrator, i'm going to be a huge disappointment
I just finished washing your number off of my chest. I'm Bryan by the way.
she was licking his armpits.
asian porn is just fucking weird. End of story.
it's kinda bad that we're already planning travel arrangements to his funeral
I just helped a group of highschool stoners find a safe place to smoke I feel like a responsible rolemodel
she puked ON me while she was on top, worst holiday hookup ever
Also his beard was very delicious looking. I wanted to touch it so bad, but I held back.
I went to her house she had a kid pool in her living room watching the vacation channel drinking rum out of the bottle saying" life is what you make it. Mines a vacation!!!"
There's a quesaritto in the oven. Neither of us have been to Taco Bell in 3 weeks.
are you listening to the theme from Jurassic Park whilst pooping?
one nice thing about being home: no walks of shame, just drives of shame
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