honestly, who buys weed with an unemployment check?
you.
oh yeah. preciate
Had sex with him. My tampon is now in my brain. May need surgery.
I'm drunk and I'm watching it's Alwyas Sunny and eating candy. Even I am jealosu of my life
Am I allowed to say that I would really enjoy blowing you again? Or does that fall into the "nothing changes between us" catagory?
Yeah Greg found him eating out of a tuna can with a pill cap
My tits, and hanging out behind a hotel eating pizza.
From what I can tell at a cursory glance, it seems that last night I fell asleep on string cheese and it melted into my bra.
He wanted me to blow him while he did curls and looked at himself in the mirror. Not sure if gay or ego maniac.
So which one of you fuckers changed my backgrounds while I was passed out to me holding a chicken like the statue of liberty?
I almost got on a bus to Langley Air Force Base. 99% sure that's not where I wanna be.
Go christen that room with your naked body.
We're the worst. Two people without their shit together do not make a functional adult.
Please come check out theses cougars grinding on a pole. I feel like they're showing us up and we need a duel stat
Two days ago a random guy asked me to sign his forehead 'cause he wanted to have the name of the prettiest girl in the bar on him and never wash it. I just saw him and my signature still there...
I want to find him again. His Corona tank top and I were made for each other.
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