I have my period so I felt bad and blew him with cash cab in the background. I wanted to yell out the answers but my mouth was full.
he looked upset that i wasn't completely shaven. i reminded him he had begged. and beggars can't be choosers.
Nothing says fuck you quite like putting your used condom in someones mailbox for them to find in the morning.
According to google history I spent most of last night trying to buy an elephant.
I'm so disappointed in myself I can actually taste it.
Does it taste like semen?
It's a self-perpetuating puke chain.
All I know is I was dancing to Shakira in his alley and I think rubbing my junk on his car door.
Though I feel a moral obligation to take you there, point out all of the male supervisors and slap you on the wrist and yell, "NO!!"
He told me to be careful with the shrooms because he mostly had caps left. He sounded apologetic but that's the best news all week.
it's pretty awkward texting you how much I want to suck your cock when I have my mom on speakerphone.
On my way
His last name was woodcox? That just screams I've got a great penis
I'm just a little concerned for your well being... and your penis too I suppose.
He made me choke him and call him Papi..so all in all a good night.
No no this isn't that fun. I'm alone drinking wine and me and the dogs ran out of things to talk about around 9 am.
Just realized that my booty calls are vastly ranging in penis sizes.
Randomize
