I'm trying to bond with my sister... Its like getting to know a person I never met that I don't like
he kind of looks like leonardo dicaprio...in whats eating gilbert grape
wtf, did you fuck a retard?!
almost just walked around my whole building with my bowl in my hand before i remembered 420 isnt a get out of jail free card
i just put all of my beerlympics medals into my academic awards box. i would say they are my greatest achievement since college.
Sex and the city 2 and twilight getting released in the same month. God hates mankind.
Woke up with an epic boner today, the kind where you can spin books and shit on it. FYI: don't try spinning an encyclopedia
apparently i'm really good at getting wasted, having sex all night, getting multiple hickeys and oversleeping father's day brunch. this is the third year its happened.
I am planning my day around naps and lesbians.
He called me while he was having sex and asked if I wanted to go get mcdonalds
So I hear you're taking over showing your penis responsibilities now that I'm gone?
I just realized I donated our bong to goodwill.. RIP Kimbo Slice
You suck, She hit so hard.
It's the kind of dick you travel across the country for
we bonded over knowing every word to freaky gurl by gucci mane so it’s kinda starting to make sense why I gave him head in his cul de sac
The only food I have to eat is weed gummies and magic mushrooms... This is peak 34
This date is awful. He’s too boring to bang
Is porn accurate? Can I order a pizza and do the delivery boy?
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