I feel kinda awkward using the Sesame Street themed Google to search for hot young pussy...
I just smoked a bowl while riding a horse. This has been a productive vacation.
I just saw a guy in front of the courthouse giving himself a sobriety test and fail it...this can't end well
New game: find the sober person in Tbell
I just found cold cuts in the blender. You and beefeater can no longer have unsupervised parties.
I'd appreciated it if you didn't lick my boyfriends face again. I'm askin nicely. Thank you.
The sorority chicks were the Persian army, and we were their 300 Spartans. Can barely stand up now...such a good ratio
She has puke on the back of her shirt not quite sure how the hell she did that
it wasn't sex so much as.....a disastrously uncomfortable sexual experience
Lets get real here, ive seen your moms breasts multiple times
after she rolled over and said 'i'm so glad you're like my gay best friend, love you' then left. did i just get friendzoned AFTER sex??
what the hell is that chicken wire thing she's holding?
An artistic expression of her stupidity.
Nothing like coaching 5 year olds with a bunch of visible bruises from last night's drunk bondage sex.
I don't know what to say to you.
I don't know what I said to you. Start with that.
He just compared fucking my vagina to a snow flake falling on his forehead: gentle.... I'm not sure if that's a compliment or not.
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