The human being growing inside of her was a mistake. Lets just hope the boyfriend isn't.
You can spell. I can kill people with no remorse. We all have our skills.
I don't think brook has ever known best
just jacked off in the bed i was conceived in.
Drunk, high, and in a taco costume. Wish you were here.
it wasnt like "sexy" or whatever. like...she was smiling just standing there butt ass naked
tasteful.
it is entirely possible that the police will be knocking on the door in 25 minutes
well his nickname is liver of steel so it makes sense that his balls follow suit. tell him i say sorry
There is nothing more demoralizing than exchanging 150 dollar Christmas gifts with a girl your not sleeping with
I vaguely remember Matt shouting something about "GET ON MY LEVEL!" at the bartender before he attempted to order a case of tequila from him.
we passed out in our seats at the game for about 3innings. I guess they showed it on the big screen. nap n rally!
i may or may not have bought a plane ticket for a russian cam girl to fly here. also, can you spot me $300 on rent?
I’m not closing myself off the to the possibility of making a bad life choice.
It's not "nice." It's the supermodel of dicks.
I have a burn on my hand, I'm covered in bruises, I think my toe is broken, and I have no clothes to wear home.
Randomize
