I want to bang chis in dee ass burt he be hating on me times two. Me be tryin ti love onu
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why does hillary duff have a greatest hits album?
You know how i spent all of black friday on the plane? Well guess who's getting a x-mas gift from skymall?!!??
you yelled "you will never make love to jesus" and then ran into the tv.
I fucked my boyfriend 15 minutes before my pap test. My gyno probably thinks I hate her.
Is it bad that I see a party full of girls I know he has fucked as a challenge for me to be the one who ends up in his bed?
You used up your allotted blow job minutes for the month of April last night anyways
I didnt realize how badly my legs were scratched up from power-fucking him in the bushes until kate dumped a bottle of vodka on me. that shit burnedddd
there is a guy passed out on top of me and i don't know what to do. help if you're awake? was anyone anyone expecting someone? maybe he found the wrong room?
You know what it feels like? It feels like I'm in that prison from the dark knight rises. That's what being a virgin in college feels like.
Haha, I gave you the rest of the cash I had on me and you bought 3 shots for yourself and beer for everybody except me FUCKFACE.
Sorry I twat blocked you earlier I didn't know Sam was over. But, my house my rules, I don't have to knock before I enter. I did see naked butts and smelt "Sex Stank" in the air, we're going to have to set some ground rules when I get home. Hugs and kisses..Mom
he’s basically the devil with a fuck boy hair cut and chlamydia
You threw up everything but your ovaries.
I have to touch the horse lube. :-(
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