i mean i cnt help that this campus has the highest STI rate
ok think of it like jelly beans. if you can learn to like the licorice ones, youll always have lots of them because no one else wants them. its the same with fat chicks
drunk sex in a shower = bad idea broken arm
At what point should i just give my brother a break and stop sleeping with his friends?
I've never danced to a Michael Jackson song in a bar and left alone bro. Something in girls loves a guy who dances to mj
PS- I just ordered a two man zebra costume. Would you like to be my back end?
I passed out in all my clothes. like my purse too..and with a cup of water next to me..and my last tweet last night was "Bye."
I'm tryin a pb and onion sandwich now
Please smoke with me until I agree that sounds like a good idea
I just had sex on a roof
Just because the energy drink is shaped like a grenade doesnt make it cool to throw it and yell "BOOM" and break my flatscreen, asshole
I don't know how to reply to him. 'I'm glad the ecstasy my friend tricked you into taking wore off'...? It just doesn't seem sincere
That's the 2nd med student that has had his tongue in my butthole, what gives.
What's the policy on calling guys who have kids daddy...
Thank you, BTW, for defiling my bed. Glad it was done well.
Legit hope my Trump humping Brother dies of this shit so I can stop pretending to still love him.
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