Tell her she can't have a vagina
but, i was nude. you really should respect my stupidity and delete them. please.
This got awkward about two "Oh yeah"s ago.
i only understood the part that said mucho orgasmos
someone needs to make a hangover cure that isn't cocaine.
I want a calm night. Not one where I wake up to you topless and bloody.
also I woke up naked and covered in water but nobody can explain that part.
I cannot even describe to you the most amazing ass I have ever had the pleasure of seeing walk up the stairs in front of me just now.
He just walked from his house to mine. Walked in and asked for a hug and then left.. And he's sober.
My vagina was just really confused why you weren't inside it
New drinking game: Drink while you Drink. I'll explain the rules when I see you, needless to say, it's not difficult. Unless you enjoy sobriety, humanity and life. Bestest.
See? I told you no boy in roller skates could be entirely straight.
currently googling "apology gifts for when you poop on their floor"
After a while I was so wet that I started crying. HE MADE ME SO HORNY I WEPT.
I have two choices: tits or tacos. I just can't decide.
Randomize
