No, I don't think Michelle is a squirter. And if I've had anal sex, the Obamas have.
The hospital said it would be 'irresponsible' for them to allow people to book stomach pumps.
and you wish you could be eating a cookie right now. but all you get to eat is a penis
i gave her a can of corn and told her the cabs are accepting non perishable food items over the holidays. blatant lie and she lives like $40 away
she gave me head while i watched the '98 Rose Bowl on espn classic. Ryan Leaf really was a huge bust
I just bought the ATT family protection plan so that I could block all of my old bar hookups from booty calling me...
I've never been to a "going away to jail" cookout. do we bring a present?
crossing my fingers that hitting golf balls off my pourch was a dream and not something that actaculy happened
he just sat there, in the doorway of my dorm room, chuggin a fifth like nobodys buisness.. don't know whether to fuck him or be afraid of his confidence
Banged my ex-wife last night...so I belong to that club now.
Nothing like coming home and finding the nearly full bottle of fireball you forgot you had stashed before your trip
It's the little things
We kinda got asked to leave the strip club and on the way out, you fell again. When you finally got up we got a standing ovation from the girls behind the bar and you took a bow. It was awesome.
He still texted me and invited me over a day later so I guess I'm the lovable kind of psycho
Ignore him I am the one that wears the pants in the relationship while "the big man" cries in bed
It is like...the most transformative hard on I have ever had.
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