well,he told me "i bet you five bucks that i can right cum on the mirror with my cum" i said alright do it, lets just say he's five bucks richer...
He had in his status he loved beating off and tagged his wife. another reason facebook should be for college.
I just got a Community College debit card in the mail. My failure has been materialized.
Found out why I didn't have to go drug test. My boss grew pot to pay for grad school.
You know its been a rough night when for a large portion of the evening you have accepted your death
No. Mother. Fucking. Jello shots. Just no. I'm not falling into that trap again.
I'm going to empty my bank account and roll around in the cash. Want to join?
You were riding my three year old's train yelling, 'I think I can, I think I can!!'
I thought I could.
A BJ like that needs to be recommended.
Topless dodge ball cldnt top that
Everytime I get drunk I wake up hugging the bag of bagels from three months ago
I just almost puked & then I panicked and forced it back down because I thought I would be a waste of the apple turnover I ate.. I'm that hungover
Omg I can't even...
You don't know how skeptical I was about letting a guy with braces go down on me
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weed, brooklyn, rough sex.
She shit herself again. We're calling her the "Queen of Sharts".
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