as we were stuffing their 24 of beer into our bags you kept saying you wanted cheese strings. closest things we found were kraft singles. as the guys came up the stairs you kept screaming 'GET THE CHEESE! GET THE CHEESE!'
It would be celebrated in history as "the orgasm heard round the world"
I think it's time we have the "weird fetish" talk.
He set an alarm on my phone to an infant screaming and puking to make sure i take my pill. its working.
raced the clock twice to day to see if i could get off before my computer died and before i left for my noon bar crawl... win, win
lets go back to having secrets in our friendship
thats because you have standards... and i have a thing for guys that give me free drugs.
easter 2014 is on 4/20 THIS IS NOT A DRILL YOUR FAMILY WILL EXPECT YOU TO BE HOME AND SOBER I REPEAT THIS IS NOT A DRILL
At least his std test came back clean, gotta look at the positives here
At this point in job hunting, I'm willing to become a leather daddy if it means some sort of income.
just curious, were the inflatable penis' received? Amazon says they were delivered.
For starters i called the cops on myself for trying to destroy the ladys decorations
definitely good. no good can come from sex in a very full public venue.
Who told you he won a fight? He slammed his face into the ground while trying to do 11 push-ups
he's trapped himself under a bed and is screaming at a robot dog to give him a blowjob
Someone made a mask out of a crown royal bag. Can't decide if tacky or awesome.
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