Haha dude youd die if you were here. Girl presenting is defending the new testament and did her report on JESUS. best believe i'm gonna ask some hungover, atheist ass questions
If Rob Pattinson gets another fucking MTV award, I'm going to vomit.
so i asked him why he doesn't wanna see me anymore and he said he was questioning his sexuality. cool.
I just took a dump by candlelight. I feel like a pilgrim.
my dad brought home flowers.. so i started talking to them
we got hammered off table wine and i ended up biting my acrylic nail off so i could finger his butt.. ill never look at valentines day the same
I'm pretty sure I'm the first person in the history of this college to rollerblade their walk of shame.
I hate waking up Sunday morning and thinks "how many friends did I lose last night".... Normally it's between 1-5.
It blows my mind that pandora doesn't have an : I want to lay in bed in the dark and be sad and cold and eat frozen mangos and chipotle all day station
Body shots with my MILFs MILF!!
All I did was send my mom an ecard
I'm making mistakes. Coming up with girl now
I hate me. That girl was hiiiiideous.
HELL YEAH TIME TO KICK THE CHILDREN
Like I fucked him in the shower at 3 am when I had classes all day the next day so he can't say I'm not dedicated
Is using La Croix as a mixer for vodka a legit way to reach my daily water consumption?
I got off F O U R times, just because he wanted to hear me moan. He is my hero.
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