Hard rock hotel, wtf why am i still out, im gonna fuk 5 chix 2nite .maybe
lets put it this way..we'd win on tool academy
All I remember from my 21st is crying because the bouncer made him put his shirt back on
I don't know what part of vegas I'm in but its definately the wrong part
He gave her the shocker .. I didn't know people really did that.
He told me the hand job I gave him this morning was "lovely".
Okay Im going to go have some sex apparently. I hope this chick is prepared the zero effort Im going to put into it.
Just got my period. This just makes my beach escapade totally even that much more ok.
I'll probably just lay on my couch bra-less sipping wine out of a straw so I don't have to lift my head.
He rode a broom down the stairs while we were mattress surfing. Naked. Buck ass naked. WTF
You never cared about felonies while buying me alcohol from the little Asian woman across the street
You are free to stop by. I promise to keep my penis in my leather pants
We peed on a building I think...like a building in downtown...not out of view of anyone.
ETA 20 minutes and if you greet me at the door with a gin & tonic I’ll give you head.
-367$ and a torn scrotum.. Panama wins
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