So how did finding that girl you know on GGW go?
I was so pissed when it just previews her all covered up. It would have been easier to just have sex with her
Yeah but then you would have a case of genitals gone wild
just fed a duck at the lake a weed brownie. it hasnt moved in 20 minutes.
i just sold back the books i vomitted on
you made them have somersault races with you thru the lobby..
Wore last nights jeans to Christmas Dinner with the fam, found a half gram of blow, while they're praying ill be railing.
I head back to the dorms in less than a week I'm not ready to see my roomate naked that much again.
We realized he wasn't with us anymore, so we turn around and he's 20 feet back, peeing on a squirrel.
I'm getting to the point of going up to a guy and saying "Hi I'm maggie and i can put my foot behind my head"... That desperate.
This is probably the only time in my life I'm going to be able to say I'm going to the hospital too smoke weed and play Mario kart.
Holding a cold bottle of mikes hard lemonade against my pulverized taint....this is my Sunday night
I am a good friend because I got you a bagel. I am a bad friend because I ate half of it.
Another beautiful Sunday, another beautiful day the stick is not positive. Amen.
Seriously I'm not after your cock. It's a nice bonus, like finding $20 in the dryer, but not the reason I hang out with you.
Umm...sounds like a maybe. I broke my nose and have surgery next wed but if I'm ok by Friday I'm down.
Now i know i wasnt that drunk... So why are there texts of me volunteering for a nude photo shoot for an art major student?
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