he's afraid if he sleeps with me i'll go all lavender brown on him
I can only name 15 people I've had sex with - can I just start claiming that as my sex number?
and im sitting here waiting for them to work on my car. in a room full of men. that are too old for me. its like a sausage fest nightmare...
I forgot how few teeth there are in this state...
I'm masturbating to football. This is why I get guys and you don't
i feel like everytime i say im going to quit drinking someone comes along with a better idea about drinking
No driving. The car is spinning. I am praying for mcdonalds.
Not to make her into that kind of girl, but she did have a condom mural
I GOT A VENDING MACHINE FOR OUR LIVING ROOM
You were holding up a boot and yelling boot gang
Germany has fetish clubs for everything. We are going to Germany. Germany is our friend.
I just want my birth control to stop making me feel like I'm watching baby seals get clubbed to death any time anything even remotely unpleasant happens lol
So yeah, turns out I enjoy vaguely public group sex. Who knew?
That was years ago. And it was chlamydia.
I just kept hitting the drum to get thru the crowd to the bar. Surprisingly it worked
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