Hey. Did u tell any1 that I use Nuvaring?
Cuz 1 of ur bf's frat bros just asked me if I wanted to "play ring toss later"
Cumbucket.....OH MY GOD THAT COMES UP AUTOMATICALLY NOW!!
They have edible shot glasses at target.
There really is a God.
Having him eat chocolate out of you is not as romantic as it sounds. I'm still finding pieces.
we were going to warn you, but we veto-ed that idea somewhere between "this is the stupidest thing we've ever done" and "let's order a pizza"
I truly don't know anything about sober relationships. Normally I would just drunkenly yell "sex?" in a guy's face. What do I do now? Be like, sooo uhhh, wanna do it? Awkward, and even worse, I will remember clearly just how awkward it was.
I should have but it might be too early in this fuckbuddyship to emasculate him
yeah, she started doing yoga and cocaine....looks good on her.
please tell me why my pillow is wearing your thong...
...i wondered where i left that...
He had a 99.9% chance of getting laid...until he started cutting down the frat's volleyball nets with his pocket knife.
Watching her eat just hurts me
The video of him doing the dougie made me telling him I didn't want a relationship, just his virginity so much easier.
At first I was horrified but then he explained that he shave a "soul patch" on his balls... And I was still horrified, but I went with it.
I know he works a lot but c'mon man. I 69'd you the first week we boned. Put a little effort in. Fuck.
I am no longer and illegal Moonshiner. I just made thousands of gallons of incredibly High test alcohol with police watching and waiting for thare couple of jugs so that they can bring home and disinfect their houses with it. I'm fat with money at the moment.
Randomize
