do you remember what downloading porn with a 14k modem was like?
I puked last after eating a volcano taco and drinking vodka. I felt like a fucking dragon.
When you're about to leave, tell him "bye." At that point, he should say something. If he doesn't say anything, well, our drinks were free and he gets a free make out with yours truly.
It was so delicious I was introducing it to people. Guy from my psych class was like "This is my girlfriend, Erica," and I was like, "This is my milkshake, Oreo."
This place smells like bottom shelf liquor and broken dreams
begin the sex magic rocket ship countdown
I don't know but someone, somewhere gave someone a hand job and someone else was pissed about it...
Good. We don't answer calls at dick thirty.
Stop making Mac and cheese and sit on his face. FINISH HIM
I shaved my legs and got a bikini wax, I don't care what I take home as long as it has a penis
We made out a little and then he gave me some weed. I would say it was a pretty productive stop on my way home
I just used a box o wine to refill a bottle o wine to more effectively drunk clean
Wtf. So apparently this 5 star establishment doesn't allow strip putt putt in the parking lot. We all just got kicked out of our rooms.
im having flashbacks to my time in a waffle cult composed of 9 to 14 year olds
My Dachshund waddled into the room carrying a rolled-up pad in her mouth with period blood. This day is clearly off to a good start.
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