im holly from the hills drunk
Its so akward after he cums on my face. like usually the porn just ends
Ifound a recepit for a hotel room in my sock. soo.. Ithink thats where my dog is.
planned ethnic drinking holidays while bored at work thru next may. I don't suppose you have any scots or russian in you?
Beer pong consisted of me throwing a ball at the wall and then falling over because moving my arm made me dizzy. I think our team lost.
I stole something. Which direction out are you guys gonna go
Have you SEEN his girlfriend?? Or talked to her? Christ almighty I'd drink every day just to die let alone black out
banged a milf last night. she left right after cause of parent teacher conferences this morning. victory.
That hot shower felt like it washed away all of my problems... Except being pregnant... Ps just found out I'm pregnant. Fuck.
I just watched a stripper purchase $43 of Rockstar and corn nuts. Godamnit! We need helmet cams.
well when I said that I would ride his face until he ran out of oxygen, that's when I knew I shouldn't be around beautiful people anymore.
Leaves on the ground. Coffee in one hand and your man in my other. Lovely fall morning.
He literally said, while inside me, "I would smack your ass but I don't want to wake my mom up". Amazing.
i passed out in front of ihop...for the second night in a row. i think i need to reevaluate my life choices
He just fucked me into paralysis. can't feel my hands or face.
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