we need to get ahold of those "sexting" teens on tyra. HAWT!
wasnt one 13?
we're all still whores. we just have a theme song now.
Bank of America texted me 7 times in 12 hours to say my balance was below $50. I kept transfering money back in. Then I texted my bank saying that it was okay, i knew what I was doing.
so, is "hi, did i take your virginity six years ago and never call afterwards?" an appropriate greeting in a bar?
It wasn't a wasted relationship. I got road-head in an Escalade. I still keep that with me.
Wait til she sees the pic of her vag in court docs.
Why do you have to go to the hospital?
I gotta apologize to a male nurse who's tryin to press assault charges on me
they still hired me even though my background check came back with a warrent for my arrest.
I'm pretty sure this city writes new vice laws specifically because of us.
All three roommates are gay and in women's studies. Ive already been informed that all penetration is rape. This is not the college experience I signed up for.
Yeah. Got a major ego boost when she said she felt like she had just fucked King Arthur. Buying some donuts later to celebrate with, wanna join?
Sorry you had to clean the sheets with your macro notes
Idk I was embarrassed that I hit it too hard so I played it off by spitting out bong water like a 'whales blowhole'
What the hell happened to the sandwich meat I just bought?
After you smoked, you made 8 ham sandwiches.
Guess that explains the mysterious disappearance of the bread...
My law teacher drew an elephant on the board in class. I was so high that I laughed for 5 minutes straight. Nobody else laughed and everyone stared. 130 people knew I was high.
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