quick i need to know how implid consent works for golf carts
too late i think im gettin a gcui
I feel like if Miami and New Jersey fucked each other and produced a baby that would summarize the bar I'm in.
I just made the answer to all my security questions "fuck you" with various levels of ! marks. I may regret this in the morning.
The funny thing is, we kinda did bring guys home cause you had a fort...
There comes a point, as I lay on the floor of the work disabled toilets contemplating catching 10 minutes sleep between chunders, that I wonder if its really worth it
I slept with one of the directors so you would get a good price on the ballroom for your reception. I'm the best MOH. You owe me bitch
Also, I have your check. Also, still wanna drop acid?
Only you would get a side of potential vagina with your sandwich
I'm giving random strangers at the bar sips of my fishbowl, then telling them I have Ebola. It's a fun night.
My skirt was too short for the church and I brought my flask to the Scrooge play. God bless us, everyone!
I'm glad we can *facepalm* it together over the married couple we fucked separately.
You may be fancy. But you'll never be having cheesy garlic bread and scotch at 3am fancy.
When we became besties with benefits we agreed I could still get dick
I didn't think I'd have to specify "not my Dad"
It was an entirely appropriate time and place for sexual thoughts.
That doesn't make it ok to play by play me your honeymoon!
Im so unlucky if I fell in a barrel of dicks, I'd come our sucking my thumb
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