Getting sheets for college, what is the thread count that shows the least amount of cumstains?
630.
I think I should receive an honorary Heisman... I mean, I did sleep with two of the finalists
our conversations pretty much only consist of the phrase 'fuck you'. and the sex is fantastic. we've got a great thing going here.
You called me at 4am shouting drunk shit about Poland and asking me to 'come out and play.' Where the fuck were you?
Poland
I'm not sure whom I'm texting but I put you in my phone as last nights fuck budy, and I'm just curious if I left my clutch with you?
I just got breakfast in bed and he went down on me. And you though he was a bad idea. Shame
It is not if she takes a guy home Karaoke night. It is how many.
she keeps a switchblade in her panty drawer... i am both terrified and slightly turned on
What was my myspace song when I went away to rehab?
I still don't understand if he's using me to write his resume or if we're dating
His eyefucking isn't even normal eyefucking; it's eye anal.
Literally I woke up the other day and the girl part of me was like “GET CUFFED MOTHERFUCKER” and I went ham on tinder.
He said I was so drunk and high that I had a conversation w/ his goldfish. The video shows me clearly conversing as if talking to a person w/ pauses in conversation and everything
Lost and found: pink cotton underwear next to my bed and soaking wet Reebok socks or boxers in a plastic bag...in my fridge🤔
is it fun? or sober?
Randomize
