So I had sex with him again. He's still got it. Not chlamydia, he got rid of that.
at least he lost his v-card with a bang... or should i say the clap.
I seriously dont think i have ever ridden a horse sober.
PS- I just stirred my mimosa with a slice of bacon
afterward, he apologized, hugged me, and then gave me a granola bar and said “this is my apology gift.”
I'm really hoping to find some quality strange ass tonight while at my court appearance.
I've smoked enough weed to put down a pony.
I'm starting a point system. For every 2 beer runs i do for u slackers i get a free bottle of Barefoot.
I just realized in a weird reversed way I hustled a stripper last night
Masturbating during the Olympics and cumming during the national anthem really is everything it's cracked up to be. Just thought you should know.
I was giving him a handjob in the woods and a family walked by
And to be fair, I think we all suspect that forbidden sex with an outlaw biker might be worth it.
He's perfect in every other way. Is buying him a cockring too forward or just honest?
Thanks for being my best friend so I can use you as an alibi to my family while I'm out getting some dick in my face.
He said we had an hour long conversation about how awesome I was.
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