I'm listening to bach and watching porn,is that a sign of depression?
Quite the contrary. Sophistication.
I think im drinking tonight later on...which is good cuz i walked pass the liquor aisle the other day and i swear i heard a kid call me a pussy
Of course I'm hard in the pics. If there's a chance that these pictures will cause a scandal later in my life I at least want my dick to look it's biggest
I just took a shit with a lightsaber in my hand. Dreams fulfilled.
It was a book called Gay Safari.
I'm so happy for you now that you have found your perfect porn novel.
Mistakes were made. Hot mistakes that I want to make again. But tapping your employee is def a mistake. Esp in front of two other employees.
Is it weird that I want to have sex wearing my glasses and lab coat while having an actual scientific discussion?
My life is a video game called get the drunk princess back to her castle, thank you to all that participated
Dude for real though, we gotta stop getting hammered and kissing gay guys.
This is the perfect outfit to do ketamine in, I must say
It's not my fault you decided to fall in love with a Frodo Baggins lookalike
Please just help me figure out where the bruise on my face came from.
I just spontaneously learned how to embroider at three in the morning.
I also almost burned the house down in the process. Don't ask me how. It's a long story.
you pulled out seven eyelashes and made me count them multiple times whilst crying hysterically.
Maybe I’ll just go to the party as myself
What, a homewrecker?
Touché
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