ron's 8" boning knife is for sale. oh and it comes with a flavor injector.
High?
hahahahaha turkey breast
Is pulling weed out of a vagina a good thing or a bad thing?
I just had a librarian tell me that "wikipedia is like sex"
When he expanded on the analogy it actually made sense. "you're going to do it either way, so I'm just going to tell you how to do it safely."
Threw up 3 times on the lawn mower and then proceeded to crash it into a tree root and break it.
He gets a blow job and all I get is a huge scar on my arm ... how is this fair?
rigging a system to keep my jello shots cold in class. important election day work.
I asked if I could borrow some condoms. She referred to herself as "a soup kitchen for whores".
Being single/not living at home sucks. All I want is someone I can force to pick up my pizza for me so I don't have to talk to anyone.
He compared my vagina to his favorite T-shirt. I don't know if I should take that as a compliment or not..
Yo. What's your name again? You put "don't tell your landlord" as your name lol
My talents include parallel parking and over reacting about absolutely everything.. And drinking..
Ok maybe second best. He dated a stripper. Can't compete with that level of hoeness
I'm in the recliner and i have a bottle of wine wedged in my cleavage, drinking from a straw. Clever and classy or pathetic and sloppy?
I'm about to take plan-b with a glass of wine and ramen noodles. I cannot decide who will hurt more...my vagina, my kidneys or my pride.
i told her we had a class about unicorns together. i'd say it was a good night
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