ad ew i am wasted whats my problem
Taking a 35 year old indonesian home, only in vegas ;-)
were you the shorter or taller girl out of you two
I bought a Christmas tree in my drunken state last night, after walking a half mile in search of vino and prior to my apparently playing boardgames with my boyfriend's family. There is no way you are on my level.
you just kept yelling NO BUENO SENOR at the cashier and throwing coins at him, of course you were going to get kicked out of the grocery store
I'm more concerned about the fact that I can't feel my gums
There was a staple in my grits at waffle house last night. My knees are bruised as hell. And I puked pink all over my bathroom. Gooood night.
You drunk dialed me and told me to jump out of my second story window so I could give you head. I almost considered it.
I forgot to tell you about my 7:30am Sunday morning run to the local convenience store to buy condoms, a du-rag and a shot glass
New discovery: pineapple flavored vodka. Life made, liver in jeopardy. Graduation t-minus 50 minutes.
Well his arms broken so they only cuffed his good wrist to his belt. That's how he cast smacked me in custody.
Dude I sat in the corner of the party bobbing my head and singing danger zone
Idk my boobs are big but i dont think theyre hide a flask in them big..
why did you put a dildo on the ceiling fan
the dildo had a suction cup and we had a ceiling fan what did you expect?
Drunk within and hour of coming home from work, merry christmas bitch
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