strike ten. I need to stop drinkng
The last memory I have is vomiting into a box and her rubbing my back saying "you are such a trooper..."
They have a guy from new zealand living under their stairs.. they don't charge him rent. He just buys food and booze and bartends their house parties.
She's never going to forget it... Christmas Anal.
I feel like a blind man at a water park. Every step has the potential to be either fatal or lead to accidental, but totally enjoyable, sex.
i think we should start 2012 by becoming clean and sober for awhile and buckle down
ppsyche im wasted where are you
The first crop top of the year and you're rocking it in the ER. #ratchet
What is my life?
yeah that bottle of rum is only the second thing I want that kid to be pulling out of his pants
I was just thrown into the pool and now I'm surrounded by men... You would think this is the dream but I'm just confused
I gave up great shower sex to be here so don't say I never did anything for our friendship.
Is it weird to smoke a bong with a client from work?
I am serious when I say I think I broke a rib having sex with Kyle. It might be puncturing my lung. No lie. I might die today.
I'm wine drunk & this is not good news for anybody
Cats are difficult to handle. Also they are impossible to baptize.
So your telling me I can lick your ass but you CAN'T spend my money
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