yeah, we don't understand. the wings losing for guys is like girls finding objects in their body..just weird and sad
i'm like carrie bradshaw but prettier and with a penis
Sorry I wasn't really responding earlier. I was really fucking high and so into that car chase.
i'm considering texting him with "i'm leaving the country for a year, wanna fuck?"
do it. it's every man's dream.
She had a boyfriend but was all over this drunk guy that she just met..she said she loved him and then puked all over him.
I vomited in the sink and my bra was in there...I don't even have words to describe this hangover confusion
I will not ride trays down a flight of stairs topless and drunk....
i'm not accepting baked goods from anyone for awhile. especially after the stalker pie.
Its 6 am and me and the girl in the next apartment have been taking turns puking and yelling "never agaaaain" thru the walls.
No idea how he made them, but vodka water balloons were a horrible idea.
I told him I wanted to "ride him like a show pony" I think he gets the picture
The cops busted down the door and everyone ran. I was just trying to find my shirt before I got arrested
definitely just forgot to put car in park in front of a police officer and ran into a bush.
Hey! I need booze. And penises. And a lot of mistakes that I will regret in the morning.
The guy got mobbed on, all hell broke loose. About 20 cops showed up, and this kid somehow convinced a cop that letting him pee in front of him is justifiable. This guy could sweet talk Hellen Keller, he was THAT good
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