She looked like Sean Connery with cleft lip. So to answer your question, yes I put it in her butt.
Changed my sheets. Found a can of rockstar, crushed bag of tostitos, used tissues, and enough of both of our clothes to make a whole outfit.
i had to do the walk of shame dressed as a leprechaun. I have never been more proud of my irish roots.
Pretty sure I left lotion and my bra in your car. I've secured your fathers belief that your straight. You can thank me later
i dont even feel safe using a push mower...that hungover
I put xanax in the cake batter
Did you really? It all makes sense now.
Have you ever come so hard that right after you have the urge to yell "make me a sandwich!"? ...I think my ovaries turned into testicles.
Is it weird that I'm mad at my boss because he isn't paying me enough attention? Maybe my dad issues are worse than I thought
Emily saved me from being trapped on my roof and then I beat her in a race at 5am it was a low key night
Its official. The summoning powers of my vagina are unmatched by anything in this world
her nickname was handjob. I knew what i was getting into.
You smell like a steam boat captain.
Whatever your on right now, I want.
Remember that Czech tennis player I brought home from beer pong and banged on your couch last year? He just booty calle me. From the Czech Republic.
Standing naked in my kitchen making nachos. I love my youth.
For the love of all that is holy just take the tranquilizers Erica
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