Omg! Love it! Cant find L*****
What!!?? Like after last night you lost her?
Yea me and L***** came back to out hotel at 3am to regroup then went back out; police and 2 bars later, I don't know what happened. Vegas is nuts!
I may or may not have started my period at the bar. Good thing I have dark jeans on.
i like that octo mom she is my favorite xmen
I think I took your hangover as a birthday present
I got into my dads silver toyota in the back seat to get picked up and 2 mins later I asked my dad when are we leaving, then an old mexican woman turned around. wrong toyota I'm guessing.
Chinese roommate asked me this a.m when u left if all girls here have multiple boyfriends..
she's living proof man. somebody has literally pissed in the gene pool
You had salsa out and brought a banana on a plate to bed
You can't possibly imagine how much I miss you. At least I'll always have that hidden folder in my computer.
I think we should go through the tsa checkpoint with raging hardons when we go through LAX. I think we should pass out some viagra to everyone
I threw up outside of a cab while waiting in a drive thru Mexican line while others who i don't know watched from their cars while they ate. Dinner and a show.
The last thing I remember was wearing a sombrero and trying to do cartwheels in the club
You did one successfully. Then smashed into the wall
Not my type, but the penis looks fun.
you can't let guys come on your chest and then hog my blanket
I WANT TO JUMP IN TO A VOLCANO
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