so I found out that he is the older brother of a friend of mine from high school
awkward
no it got awkward about 40mins later when he invited me to stay the night...with him and his girlfriend.
he was on top of me and all of a sudden stopped and starting picking his nose...i asked him if he was okay, he sort of looked confused, and he told me he had a booger that hurt. guess its a good thing i wasnt planning on dating this guy
u just dont fucking get it...you try and cum while your cat is staring at you.
winter break is going to suck... i have to put away my college personality and transform into who my parents think i am.
I am paying my roommate as much of the electric bill in pennies as possible because I hate her.
Just found the bucket list I wrote when I was high...somehow I dont think "jello swimming pool" is gonna happen.
He was taking the caps off the vodka bottles and throwing them out the window so we'd have to finish them. Engineers have the best logic.
I just witnessed someone getting head in the parking garage. Don't ever tell me Baylor is too conservative again.
I think I just tested my sobriety limits for unicycling.
i feel this will be the best possible way to start a friendship. By breaking into his house.
Well if he truly loves me he will just have to accept my flaws. And that includes a tequila dependency and borderline lesbianism.
I cannot tell if the couch is cold or I spilled beer. THAT kind of night.
That bar is one yeast infection away from total annihilation.
Hey in a lighter note I also nutted in that cheerleader too if she got prego there would have been a team reunion on Maury
also I can check "jump into a moving car" off my bucket list if that tells you how tonight is going
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