I thought she would fill the void you created. Turns out she thought I just wanted to fill hers.
He should be on Bizare Foods after who he ate last night
dude 8 am is too early to start pregaming for new years eve
clearly you are not from wisconsin
I just got a standing ovation when i made it to work on New Years Day. good thing?
So i guess my mom went into the kitchen and asked me why i was making mac and cheese at 4 in the morning and apparently i yelled at her to "get the fuck back bitch you don't know my life"
bleeding from the face, sitting in a shopping cart and holding a wad of ripped caution tape. what else would i be doing?
I don't see what kind of idea someone could get from an envelope covered in jesus stickers and a note from a person and their dog. I'd say crazy person alert before flirting.
What is a foreign vacation of stupidity without some fake names?
I held the blackjack dealer's hand and told the old asian woman she was 'soft to the touch, but cold as ice"
Hahaha more like walk of pride. You entered the lions den last night.
Can you tell dad to stop liking and sharing porn on FB again?
So I totally had sex In a teepee last night at that wedding reception.
I'm hammerd and his penis is still the size of a giraffe's neck
I'm fucking camped out by the bathrooms. I think the poopatrator is in there. Wtf is my life
Almost an end to the saga.
God, I missed his penis.
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