i'm three days dirty after drinking 14 hours last night and some other questionable behavior (hula hooping at a large concert, for example) i will just always bring the class. and the sluttiness.
Please, let me fuck your mom
Why were you high on a thursday?
today's a wednesday
I asked first.
This is the guy who showed up to the first day of class with a 24 pack of coke and a handle of rum in his backpack. He doesnt play by normal people rules.
I have a page in my 2010 scrapbook dedicated to pictures of his cock.
I fell asleep with my vibrator still in me. I am the Queen of Sad Masturbation.
Drinking down Plan B with a 5 hour energy. Winding down welcome week in style.
Well... first you killed the girls goldfish, then you shoved her face in your armpit, made her cry, got kicked out, ate your cigarettes, and passed out in her driveway. Pretty successful night if you ask me
donating our bodies to science does not justify what were doing to them.
My therapist thinks I shld paint u something to show u my appreciation 4 ur friendship. 1) she must think I'm rite on the brink of no friends 2) this is real
My dick was almost in plain McDonald's sight
Join us. We're on the roof drinking breakfast
My boobs just got me out of my third ticket last night
i'm so proud. i woke up to nearly seven feet of basketball player in my bed this morning
you win. again.
I just started talking about how noodles were so good
whatever. i just wanna get "forget my own name" wasted
no. you need to know your name so people know where to return you when you get lost.
Randomize
